The Best Pickup Lines

We’ve shared in the worst pickup lines we could find, now let’s shine a little focus on the best pickup lines – you know, the kind that are highly effective and actually get a number or even a date?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? [”What for?”]
… I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
Can I have directions? [”To where?”] To your heart.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…
“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Enjoy 🙂