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Sharing a Break Up Letter

by Sasha Manuel on December 29th, 2007

Oh, dear. Nope. Not a real break up letter!

Going back to Gayla’s post on the website that will help you generate a break up letter, I went ahead and tried it out myself. Gayla did say that it’s easy cuz all I had to do was tick the boxes, right? Hehe

Please note that this is fictitious and all done for fun.

Read the letter after the fold.

Dear ali,

I’m writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. I can’t believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it’s as if you think you’re actually somebody. I know you’ll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you’re a liar. But everyone knows that already, so they won’t believe you. You couldn’t even pass your exams without cheating; I should have known you’d cheat on me too, a**hole. You know, a little respect can go a long way. But the amount of respect you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way. A long way away from you, douchebag. Maybe part of the problem is that you drink so much. You can’t actually call gin-flakes or beerios breakfast. I’m fed up with kissing an ashtray and seeing you waste your money on cancer sticks every day. It’s disgusting. Frankly, you just don’t care enough about me. Luckily I care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you. Here’s some food for thought: you’re an a**hole!

Some people get very little money out of their job. Some people get dumped. Joy of joys, you get both. Sometimes you need to take things a bit slower, and just have fun. Unfortunately, this relationship is becoming too serious for my tastes. You don’t live in a soap opera, so quit causing so much drama.

Sorry, but you’re not even worth keeping as a friend. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I’ll beat you with a frozen salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.

Enjoy yourself!
sasha

(Author made necessary edits)

I couldn’t help but laugh! Can you imagine just how many boxes I ticked? LOL. Omigod. Does this really happen? Personally, I’m not really capable of writing such a letter. Waitaminute! Scratch that. I actually can write a letter but to actually have him read it, no matter how much of a jerk the ex was, I simply can’t. I’ll probably just write it to let out some steam then rip it to shreds.

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