10 Thanksgiving No-No’s
I’ve been doing this single’s website thing for a LONG time! And just for kicks, I decided to dig back through some of my own archives to uncover some of the classics for the upcoming holidays.
- When your hosts are serving the turkey and you say, “Breast, please,” do not wink and add, “… if you know what I mean!”
- You won’t win points by telling your boyfriend, as you meet his brothers, “Wow, it’s incredible … I mean, honey, you’d look exactly alike if you worked out!”
- When offered a glass of wine, it would be a bad idea to respond, “Got anything with a little more kick?”
- Culinary compliment to avoid within earshot of the family: “Babe, this is the best meal I’ve had since that amazing breakfast you cooked for us after our first date!”
- Say your honey has young nieces and nephews. Say one of them gets a little carried away crying at some point during the day. Don’t say, “I see that whining thing runs in the family.”
- ”Oh, Mrs. Jones, what a lovely necklace,” is a great thing to tell your boyfriend’s mother or grandmother … but best not to add, “I’d love to inherit that baby!”
- Remember: Hitting on one of your date’s parents is bad. Hitting on both parents is really bad.
- During the half-time show, don’t nudge your girlfriend’s father, point to a particularly hot cheerleader, and announce, “I’d do her.”
- Questions best left unasked: “You don’t really think we’re going to stay in separate rooms, do you?”
- If you ask your honey’s parents how long they’ve been married and they smile and say “45 years,” a poor response would be, “FORTY-FIVE YEARS? I’d go NUTS.”
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